Keluhan Babah LIONG

Keluhan Babah LIONG : " Haiyaaaaaa...cilaka wutut..taun balu loe minta angpao..hali Natal loe minta angpao..hali laya Waisak loe minta angpao..hali laya Galungan loe minta angpao..hali laya Kuningan loe datang lagi minta angpao...Imlek loe minta angpao...cekalang mau hali Lebalan loe minta angpao lagi...yang owe bingung loe Pejabat agama nya apa ya...haiya...!! "

Pitutur Suroboyo'an

Pitutur Suroboyo'an asli ojo dilalekno,,,,,

Urip iki mung sediluk,,,,,
Mulo ojo digawe sengsoro,,,,,
Ayo podo makerjo golek bondo,,,,,
Ning ojo lali karo WANITO,,,,,
Sing disebut surgo ndunyo,,,,,
Bojo limo ra popo,,,,,
Ben iso kelonan sabendino,,,,,
Seminggu iku pitung ndino,,,,,
Dadi sing rong dino,,,,,
Iso nyilih Rondo,,,,,
Ra'usah mikir duso,,,,,
Sing Kuwoso iku Gede pangapuro,,

Mulano konco,,,,,
Tulung pitutur iki disebarno nang konco lan Moro Tuo,,,,,

Insya Awloh bakal di antem tugelan'e Boto,,,,,
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